Well you've all heard the story
about Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
that never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all,
but you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas,
that the North Pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather,
he had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
who lived out in the sticks
He said, "Santa's really counting on me
and I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way,
and he jumped in his pick-up truck"

When Leroy got to the north pole,
all the reindeer snickered and laughed
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
and a John Deer tractor hat
Well but Santa stepped in and said,
"Just calm down
'Cuz we've all got a job to do
and like it or not Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leading you"

And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal,
two steppin' across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
and made history that night

Before that night was over,
Leroy had changed their tune
He had them scootin' a hoof
on every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag
with the Dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas y'all
And all of y'all a goodnight!"

And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal,
two steppin' across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
and made history that night

He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
and made history that night