Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso
Get those reindeer off the roof
Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso
Get those reindeer off the roof
No you can't fool me because
There ain't no Santa Claus
There ain't no Santa Claus
And I got proof.

There was a little fellow
Who just wouldn't believe
There really was a Santa Claus
Even on Christmas Eve
And when one Christmas Eve he heard
A clatter overhead
He opened up his window wide
And this what he said:

Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso
Get those reindeer off the roof
Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso
Get those reindeer off the roof
No you can't fool me because
There ain't no Santa Claus
There ain't no Santa Claus
And I got proof.

Though Santa Claus had brought him
A big bag full of toys
Enough of Christmas presents
For a dozen little boys
Some choo choo trains and cowboys
And a whole Apache tribe
The boy looked up and said,
"Oh no! I ain't taking no bribes"

Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso
Get those reindeer off the roof
Don't care who you are Ol' Fatso
Get those reindeer off the roof
No you can't fool me because
There ain't no Santa Claus
There ain't no Santa Claus And I got proof.

Well next year Santa came around
And brought a favorite toy
To everybody but a certain
Unbelieving boy
The moral of this story
Is so very sad but true
If you don't believe in Santa Claus
He won't believe in you

Don't care who you are young fella
Keep those reindeer on the roof
Don't care who you are young fella Keep those reindeer on the roof
Oh you fool no-one because
There is a Santa Claus
There is a Santa Claus
And I got proof.

Yes, there is a Santa Claus
And I got proof.