Parody of HERE WE COME A'WASSAILING carol lyrics with The BEST Funny Christmas song lyrics and Christmas music Christmas midi AND Christmas favorites - like song lyrics for "Here We Come a'Wassailing " ) ...

Here we come a'wassailing
Among the leaves so green,
Here we come a wandering,
So fair to be seen.

Love and joy come to you,
And to you, your wassail too,
And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year,
And God send you a Happy New Year.

If you're not sure what a wassail is
you're not alone
You wonder why it's been so long
And you have never known
It's because it's from England
It's not American

Just like cricket, the Rolling Stones
and figgy pudding too
It's just something that British people do

If you visit England
I have this to say to you
If you need a restroom
then you'll have to find a loo
Yes, it seems quite absurd
They have many different words
And they spell things like favourite
and colour with a 'u'
What a funny European thing to do

If you're in an English restaurant
and you're feeling kind of sick
Because the person next to you
has ordered spotted dick

There's no need to feel faint
No it isn't what you think
It's a pudding with raisins
and it's nothing quite so foul
Well, in England they say 'willy' anyhow

I hope you've learned enough about
English carols from this song
That 'now we don our gay apparel'
doesn't just sound wrong

It does not insinuate
that the singers are not straight
It's just more silly British talk
and I mean no offense
but leave speaking English to Americans

Just leave speaking English to Americans