Christmas song parody funny song We Three Kings, Rubber Cigar
 

We Three Kings - Smoking on a Rubber Cigar

Cigar smoking nun w/ barbed wire halo


We three kings of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar.
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].

We two kings of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].

I one king of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].

[Followed immediately by:]


Silent Night, Holy Night

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ALTERNATE VERSION(s):



We three kings of Orient are,
Smoking on a rubber cigar.
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].

We two kings of Orient are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].

I one king of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].

[Followed immediately by:]


God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




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