We three kings of Orient are,
Smoking on a rubber cigar.
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].
We two kings of Orient are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].
I one king of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG! [Pause].
[Followed immediately by:]
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
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